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Love this song by the Arctic Monkeys. Beautiful in every way

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I like walking home drunk, never stepping on the cracks, talking to strangers like I know them, speaking loudly made up horrific fictional conversations on the tube, book burning or maybe just singeing (long time smoker), writing fake letters to people, drinking under tables to make companions feel superior, tap dancing at funerals, objecting at weddings, picking up girls at divorce courts, walking around topless in a hall of wacky mirrors (no need for the gym), making neighbours' cats like me more, telling every new person I meet my name is something different, graffittiing underground advertisements with fake health scare rumours, wearing wrinkled un-ironed clothes to raise awareness of testicular cancer, accusing every new male I meet of being a virgin and sneezing on paintings in museums.

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