I like walking home drunk, never stepping on the cracks, talking to strangers like I know them, speaking loudly made up horrific fictional conversations on the tube, book burning or maybe just singeing (long time smoker), writing fake letters to people, drinking under tables to make companions feel superior, tap dancing at funerals, objecting at weddings, picking up girls at divorce courts, walking around topless in a hall of wacky mirrors (no need for the gym), making neighbours’ cats like me more, telling every new person I meet my name is something different, graffittiing underground advertisements with fake health scare rumours, wearing wrinkled un-ironed clothes to raise awareness of testicular cancer, accusing every new male I meet of being a virgin and sneezing on paintings in museums. Follow me on Twitter @Failed_WriterTumblr (3.0; @wheresthefunny)http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zarcIof81qd7uufo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/49767264310http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/49767264310Mon, 06 May 2013 12:11:41 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f44d9d811fa051f96b4d5afc6db2eeb9/tumblr_mlod3qXqaX1rtpfpio1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/49047284160http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/49047284160Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:02:00 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1424baf2287431fd32dadb5641a1af45/tumblr_mltukfjfjx1rvncwqo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://agnecaiwolf.tumblr.com/post/48873525902/jesus-was-a-hindu-lol-i-tried-to-scroll-past">agnecaiwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesus-was-a-hindu.tumblr.com/post/48872234753/lol">jesus-was-a-hindu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LOL</p> </blockquote> <p>I tried to scroll past. I really did.</p> </blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/49030411627http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/49030411627Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:58:04 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaf7fbd40c3c8ea5f411f5b7c3658492/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/730629d9b151d4e56fc36a5c2822ee13/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a18337c6420d01f805a385738759215f/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53f12fb9d1ad34fe9fc755f54a305c95/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/549f35a428ea936b9467c826e7ea985f/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8fdade97260ccba64aac7b1f3ef7ce1/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4edc4f151a55e8fd53aa4adae2991349/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo10_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71b3b86a5fc1592da24d44a6ce519a27/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://annajonzin.tumblr.com/post/48934110298/x-i-love-olivia" class="tumblr_blog">annajonzin</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <div><small><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IAE-yThHKdw">x</a></small></div> </blockquote> <p>I love Olivia</p></blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48939181009http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48939181009Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:32:35 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21632f46e99b20b92fb38e6935e694c7/tumblr_mlmdijhLPA1rmx11bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48648485059http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48648485059Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:31:43 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hmvhDzDZ1qbzlw4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48646737998http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48646737998Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:10:05 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97fc89e86d4437e20a1a4e8bea0ebac7/tumblr_mlmn7ctfcg1r1rk4ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563667152http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563667152Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:45:12 +0100cindy sherman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81f15fb75eb45700aa1d53231657cd32/tumblr_mlbxvfSaCX1rs5t0eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://friolenta.tumblr.com/post/48098817670/cindy-sherman-untitled-150-from-fairytales" class="tumblr_blog">friolenta</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cindy Sherman. “Untitled #150” from<em> Fairytales</em>, 1985. Chromogenic color print.</p></blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563491494http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563491494Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:42:57 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e714d4555ddb04fbfafc8a2fab00ab2c/tumblr_mlby07o0t01rs5t0eo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://friolenta.tumblr.com/post/48099019125/cindy-sherman-untitled-153-from-fairytales" class="tumblr_blog">friolenta</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cindy Sherman, “Untitled #153” from <em>Fairytales</em>, 1985. Chromogenic color print.</p></blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563479213http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563479213Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:42:47 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fe3780a06024d20a037382c2c95f7e2/tumblr_mlc0g68n251qacs2ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563465964http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563465964Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:42:38 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db747956526b33e285e551112268cf4d/tumblr_mldb26OSYT1rlyhv1o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfbec3a6ee8a9297133055ca3b0be39b/tumblr_mldb26OSYT1rlyhv1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62b6786610f953831a6ff7edd713ea96/tumblr_mldb26OSYT1rlyhv1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc776f3c5cb4ae7f81bcf687bf736ef9/tumblr_mldb26OSYT1rlyhv1o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://theionashowxcsm.tumblr.com/post/48147060015/cindy-sherman-sherman-works-in-series-typically" class="tumblr_blog">theionashowxcsm</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Cindy Sherman</strong></p> <p><strong><span class="Apple-style-span">Sherman works in series, typically photographing herself in a range of costumes. To create her photographs, Sherman shoots alone in her studio, assuming multiple roles as author, director, make-up artist, hairstylist, wardrobe mistress—and, of course, model.</span></strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong>Can’t believe I didn’t find out about Cindy Sherman sooner, she’s a perfect example of the style I want my shoot to be in. Her motives behind the images are much different to mine but the outcomes are quite similar. I love how she does everything herself- much the way I will be doing almost everything myself. The only thing I am unsure of is whether I can take the photos myself or not, it may be too difficult so I will draft in a friend with a dab hand at photography.</p> <p><strong><span class="Apple-style-span"><br/></span></strong></p></blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563431368http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563431368Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:42:11 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb490aa52d489c6590468769ff66c9f2/tumblr_mlgsynqJ7Z1sou164o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thecuriousdeer.tumblr.com/post/48293060735/cindy-sherman-untitled-film-still-22" class="tumblr_blog">thecuriousdeer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cindy Sherman “Untitled Film Still #22”</p></blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563378665http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563378665Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:41:32 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a041fecff03497bfe528ebce4fd919b/tumblr_mjx6817mCs1qgymxco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://a-manderpants.tumblr.com/post/45766887339/x-pa-pa-pa-paper-please" class="tumblr_blog">a-manderpants</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://otaku.collectiondx.com/news-item/urinal-playset-released-internet-goes-crazy">x</a>]</p> <p>???: Pa-pa-pa paper, please!</p></blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563082527http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/48563082527Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:37:42 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef71ce0ba41a4ff142e9b563e7bc334b/tumblr_ml7ykx2txb1r1rk4ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You can take Princess Leia in the gold bikini, Sigourney Weaver in Alien made me a man</p>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47908603774http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47908603774Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:26:57 +0100alien Sigourney Weaver underwear<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e25d34851785bacb63b40a037fdec6b/tumblr_mi2s26zVGX1qbgyx2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bab0fae04e0789e28be54c1cfd5b4e4/tumblr_mi2s26zVGX1qbgyx2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47746107574http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47746107574Fri, 12 Apr 2013 02:25:40 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e7ab172d36ed518dfaee64985aa50ef/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea439543a9ffa00ad529e5fb5d35b3b3/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47f6d51ba409bb3e5e3d5412775f6331/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7a3d2d8ea5d415e4886846f1f28eea5/tumblr_mk4jkeqHdx1qav9llo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47235867810http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47235867810Sat, 06 Apr 2013 02:06:30 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec07674162a2a2186f32cb729f888465/tumblr_mksswj3o6B1r1rk4ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not all opinions are equal</p>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47212333313http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47212333313Fri, 05 Apr 2013 21:00:19 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2cdc08029f5781474a4777ed80f74d8c/tumblr_mkqxy5Jy881qza123o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://robdelaney.tumblr.com/post/47127630385/my-favorite-advertisement-for-any-movie-ever" class="tumblr_blog">robdelaney</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>My favorite advertisement for any movie ever. </p></blockquote>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47137199307http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47137199307Thu, 04 Apr 2013 22:55:12 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67d3fd02e4d54da0fa286575ba768b78/tumblr_mkpnjdFibj1r1rk4ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sunburnt</p>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47079416664http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/47079416664Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:11:37 +0100<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j9jbdgZidu8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>According to my office, Americans don’t know this song! This is terrible so here you are, the best Christmas song of all time</p>http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/38713391482http://wheresthefunny.tumblr.com/post/38713391482Mon, 24 Dec 2012 14:19:22 +0000