Where's the Funny

This was gonna be a stressful week anyway but now I can barely speak so much worse. I’ve been dealing with my wisdom teeth on my left side and now they’re pushing through causing me agony with every swallow, every breath, every cigarette (Yeah, I know I shouldn’t but I’m addicted!!!). Now half my face is all swollen and the gum will probably get infected soon. Such a delight.

This is a stressful week anyway because I have to talk a lot. Interviewing people for my job and on Friday I have an interview myself for a work placement in New York in which I have to talk a lot. So I am basically screwed because no one wants to hire a guy who talks like the elephant man but with added dribble due to my face being numb. 

I have become a complete pill junky too. The pills I take give me about an hour of functional non pain speech and I can take 4 a day. So on Friday will have to time my pill usage perfectly so I can speak normally and not sound like a complete weirdo. 

Ugh, ugh, ugh

But on a brighter note I have my “Hey, you Guys!” impersonation from the Goonies down to a fine art.